Hedging His Bets for the Rapture

**UPDATE- Doh! My dad fell off a ladder after being menaced by a giant spider while pressure-washing. He broke his arm and part of his pelvis and he's in the hospital now getting pins and screws and casts and stuff. Maybe he tempted fate a little too boldly? If you want to tease him or cheer him up you can leave a message on his blog.**

My dad was pretty concerned about Judgement Day yesterday, so he spruced himself up to increase his chances of being among God's chosen.



When the rapture turned out to be a bust he reverted to his old ways pretty quickly. LOL.