Saturday, November 14, 2026
Helloooo less onerous task
Yay me? I don't know. I think I can still achieve feeling guilty. The head-down term paper grading still needs to be done, the half-done paddleboard repair project on the patio isn't going to sand and epoxy itself, my bicycle's derailleur isn't going to realign by magic, the soymilk fairy won't replenish my fridge, and I should probably get some exercise and do PT exercises for my gimp shoulder. Such is life.
Friday, October 23, 2026
The Day the Donalds Came to FGCU
The news was followed by a bunch of emails from FGCU's higher ups telling us to adjust our Friday schedules for the event. Classes would be online-only, certain parking lots and entrances would be closed, etc. That was annoying, because I'd been looking forward to Friday as my big, git-er-done day, with manuscript revisions, proctoring a make-up exam, and tons of exam grading on deck. In addition to trying to still get some work done, I was interested in taking protest action that would be consistent with my opposition to both Donalds. Both Donalds have terrible records on environmental protection, my #1 issue, as well as being tremendously corrupt scoundrels who are apparently in politics only to enrich themselves.
I gathered that there would be some counter-protesting of the event, organized by Indivisible and other groups. I hoped the counter rally would be at a publically visible place, like on the busy street outside the university entrance, where I could hang out in the relative security of a throng of other counter-rally folks. As the day developed, though, it seemed the counter protesters were gathering inside campus right outside the arena, in the midst of the whole scrum of definitely-not-going-to-be-convinced-to-change-their-minds MAGA rally attendees. The appearance of increasing numbers of flag waving yahoos right outside my office window was making it hard to concentrate on manuscript revisions (even though I'm REALLY excited about this manuscript- it's an estimate of the total amount of pollution released into Florida waterways as a byproduct of the decomposing aquatic plant material left after herbicide spraying).
The dry detention pond outside The Water School looking nicely vegetated since they havent been able to mow it for a while. Good egret habitat. Also attracting some loons.
"Trust the plan"? LOL
I left my office around 12:45, got on my bicycle, and followed the circus sounds to where the scrum was thicker. It was a very heterogeneous mixture of people from both "teams" crowded along the street and sidewalks and screaming at each other. I chatted with one of my students for a minute then made up my mind to NOT do my counter-protest thing in that area.
I biked back to my apartment, scarfed a PBJ, and geared up for a refreshing "protest hike." The plan was to walk with my "Duck the Donalds - Vote Jolly" sign north on Ben Hill Griffin parkway outside the university until I either ran into a group I could hang out with, or got past the end of campus. The plan went well, and I was soon collecting a mixture of supportive honks, unsupportive honks, cheerful waves, and "FUCK YOU!"s from passing motorists. I made it up to the main campus entrance, but couldn't go further because the road was closed. I got good sign exposure waiting for the cops conducting traffic to let me cross the road, then I just reversed my march back home.
Did I change anyone's mind? Probably not. But I turned my anxiety into forward motion and let at least a few of those motorists who cheered me know that they are NOT ALONE in opposing the Trumpian fascism that gravely threatens our democracy. Tomorrow, windsurfing.
Sunday, October 4, 2026
The Cornell 7 are the tip of the iceberg - We must do more to stop rape
Following renewed coverage of the “Cornell 7” case - where seven college fraternity members allegedly drugged and raped a female student in 2024, were not arrested, and faced only minimal disciplinary consequences - I have been thinking about how huge a societal failure it is that this type of thing continues to happen.
Crimes of the type that occurred at Cornell are not rare. In fact, they are disturbingly common. For example, one university in Florida with an undergraduate enrollment of 14,497 reports that 8 sexual assaults (7 rapes, 1 fondling) occurred in student housing in 2025. As far as I can tell, zero of these crimes were covered in the news, and it’s unclear if any of the perpetrators were arrested or expelled. I only know the numbers from reading the annual Campus Safety Report that the university publishes as required by the Clery Act. The stats are in a little table on page 51.
Dormitory at a state university in Florida
The numbers in any university's Clery Act report are almost certainly an undercounting
of the actual number of assaults that have occurred. Sociological research indicates that 6.5% of male college students in the US and Canada commit rape, victimizing
24.6% of female and 6.8% of male undergraduate students.
Based on those numbers, which are credible, we can try to
estimate the real number of assaults that occur annually at a given university. For our Florida school:
14,497 students x 0.58 proportion female x 0.246 proportion of
females assaulted at some point in college ÷ 4.4 years average time each
student is in college = 471 women assaulted per year. This is a horrendous
number of horrendous crimes causing long-lasting, serious damage to victim's lives and to society as a whole. The numbers imply that 98.4% of these assaults
may be going unreported. A US Justice Department report in 2016 conservatively estimated that 80% of
sexual assaults go unreported, but it seems the underreporting of campus assaults may be even more
drastic than that. Whether it's 20% of the true amount, or only 1.6% of the true amount, it’s clear that the reported assaults are just the tip of the iceberg.
Many have commented previously on why only small proportion
of the assaults committed are reported. I’m not going to review all those reasons, but one of the big ones is fear
that the police / authorities won't do anything about it, and that the perpetrator will remain at large, potentially retaliating against his victim(s). We MUST do better about following through with investigation, prosecution, and punishment for the perpetrators of these crimes. (Just having to write an apology essay
like 5 of the Cornell 7 had to do is ridiculously inadequate as a punishment.) The act of rape must result in serious,
life-altering punishment and shame for the rapist if would-be rapists
are to be dissuaded. Ensuring that those serious punishments are delivered should also encourage victims to report.
There are a lot of great organizations like https://rainn.org/ that have been working for
decades to fight back against this huge problem, addressing both the institutional
failures and the sociological dynamics that allow it to be this bad. I
would encourage people whom this bothers to speak up however they can, and work with those organizations to make things better.
HOT election coming November 3 in Lee County, Florida - How I'm voting
I got my mail in ballot this week for the November 3rd election, and you better believe I'm voting HARD this year. There's A LOT of tricky stuff on the ballot this year, so I hope people will take the time to research the candidates and issues carefully. This is not a time to just "wing it" in the voting booth without having studied. Anyway, here are the things that were on my ballot, how I voted, and why I voted that way. Your decision is your own, of course, but maybe seeing how I thought about it will help you make your choices.
US Senator-
Angie Nixon (DEM) – She has been outspoken against
corruption and the usurpation of power by the super wealthy, and has been outspoken
for the rights of working people and the environment. Also, she is not related
to Richard Nixon. Her opponent, incumbent Ashley Moody (REP), is a ultra conservative partisan operative who pulls strings to keep the powerful in power and thwart popular initiatives like marijuana legalization, etc.
Representative for Congress, District 19-
Victor Arias (DEM) – He came from poverty to become a lawyer
and civil rights advocate and he seems genuinely committed to empowering everyday
people in the community he represents. His republican opponent Jim Schwartzel
is a Fox News station owner and Trump-branded propagandist using “hatriotism”
enrich himself and offering little of real value to those he proposes to represent.
Governor and Lieutenant Governor of Florida-
David Jolly and Gwen Graham (DEM) – I was hoping for someone
a little further left, but I think Jolly will manage important issues like
affordability, infrastructure, public education, and environmental protection
much better than MAGA republican contender Byron Donalds. I saw once saw Donalds give a talk in the atrium of the building where I work and he said, "GULF OF AMERICA" to the cheers and chuckles of all the rich guys in suits and fancy ladies with pearls. Eww.
Attorney General-
Jose Javier Rodriguez (DEM) – He seems set to fight for
consumer and labor rights and fight AGAINST the corrupt and powerful. This is
the opposite of previous Florida attorneys general like Pam Bondi who protected Jeffrey Epstein, and incumbent James Uthmeier, who protected DeSantis’ corruption and
tried to rise to MAGA stardom with cruel, taxpayer-money-wasting stunts like Alligator
Alcatraz.
Chief Financial Officer-
Annette Taddeo (DEM)- She has business experience but also
seems to be a genuine advocate for non-rich-people’s
rights. I think she’ll be much tougher on corrupt and exploitative businesses and
wasteful government projects than her opponent, republican incumbent Blaise Ingoglia,
has been. Ingoglia makes a lot of noise about cutting government waste, but
really he’s just been squeezing the hell out of low level civil employees while
letting government big shots spend unlimited amounts of taxpayer money on
stupid stuff like Alligator Alcatraz.
Commissioner of Agriculture
Joey Mendoza Atkins (DEM) - Mendoza Atkins is a long shot
against much better funded and politically connected opponent, incumbent Wilton
Simpson (REP). But one of the reasons I am voting for Atkins is because he has
promised to actually follow the pollution-control recommendations of the Blue
Green Algae Task force, which includes some scientists
I admire. His opponent Simpson has also received hundreds of thousands of dollarsfrom the notorious “Big Sugar” lobby and energy monopoly Florida Power andLight.
State Senator District 28
David Silverberg (DEM) – He is a smart journalist and editor who has
been an insightful critic of government corruption and foolishness. His
opponent Lauren Uhlich Melo (REP) is a rich Naples real estate broker with a
TERRIBLE environmental record in the senate, always voting against stronger
environmental protections and pushing bills that would expand urban sprawl.
State Representative District 80
William Moskal (DEM) – This guy seems smart and legitimately
concerned with working in the interests of the district, protecting the
environment and people’s rights instead of just fawning over the next big
development scheme. His opponent, Adam Botana (REP) was responsible for a
scheme to slice a chunk off of the Estero Bay Aquatic Preserve for a huge
luxury marina development. Angry citizens shot down that scheme but Botana
needs to pay for it by losing his seat.
Supervisor of Elections
Chris Vignieri (DEM) – Vignieri has lots of legal knowledge
and experience navigating tricky but important issues as a lawyer for the Department
of Children and Families, Suncoast Region. His opponent Jenna Persons-Mulicka (REP)
is part of a rich political power couple (husband is a good ol’ boy Lee County Commissioner
and they have a huge development / construction business) with all kinds of
legal and financial scandals. I can hardly think of a worse person than Persons-Mulicka
to supervise elections, so Vignieri is an obviously better choice to ensure elections
are fair and by-the-book.
Board of County Commissioners District 2
Elliot Taylor (DEM) – Youngish family guy (and FGCU alumnus)
who has rightfully called out the dumb aspects of Lee County’s “business as
usual” of polluting, poor infrastructure planning, and helping the rich before
the poor. Taylor’s webpage makes a big point about protecting wetlands and
ensuring that Lee’s “Conservation 20/20” program is maintained as voters
intended. His opponent, curmudgeon incumbent Cecil Pendergrass (REP), always
votes pro-development, anti-environment and is basically just a rubber stamp
for special interests. Out with the old, in with the new.
Board of County Commissioners District 4
DeMaria “Princess” Artis (DEM) – Overall she seems more
responsible and practical about environmental and infrastructure planning than
her opponent Brian Hamman (REP). Hamman is an ideological conservative
who always seems to have his head in the sand about how things are really going
and ALWAYS chooses sprawling development and special interests over
environmental protection. Artis should be better.
Retain Justice of the Supreme Court Carlos G. Muniz?
NO – Muniz’ has been appointed to various judgeships by
conservative idealogues like Jeb Bush, Ron DeSantis, and Donald Trump, and has
earned an ugly reputation for always siding with the rich, powerful, and
corrupt, from football player rapists to the scammers behind “Trump University.” Muniz is a tool
for protecting rich sleazeballs. Let’s throw him out.
No. 1 Constitutional Amendment Article III, Section 19 –
Budget Stabilization Fund
NO – We should keep the maximum allowable amount in this
fund at 10%. The nonpartisan League of Women Voters (LWV), and the Florida Education
Association (FEA) are both opposed to this amendment, and they are usually good,
sober thinkers about this kind of thing. I think voting no will help prevent
the legislature from doing weird reckless stuff with our taxpayer money.
No. 2 Constitutional Amendment Article VII, Section 3,
Article XII – Exemption of tangible personal property on agricultural land from
taxation.
NO – This one is written to sound like a favor to farmers,
but in practice I think it would be more like a tax shelter for wealthy land barons. LWV and FEA
are opposed, too.
No. 3 Constitutional Amendment Article VII, Section 4, 6,
and 9, Article XII – Increased homestead exemption; Lower cap on increases in
non-homestead property assessments
NO – This one is another wolf in sheep's clothing. It is likely to really handicap local government services
and is opposed by a wide diversity of groups, including police and fire organizations,
civil engineer associations, school associations, etc.
County Charter Amendment Referendums
Referendum Providing for the Structure of the County
Legislative Branch
YES – This would make it so instead of voting for all Lee
County Board of County Commissioners, residents would just vote for the
representative for their own district of the county. This will help ensure that
individual districts’ local interests are represented. The LWV supports this. https://my.lwv.org/florida/lee-county/voting/single-member-districts
County Charter Revision Relating to Setting the Number of
Consecutive Terms of Elected Constitutional Officers
NO – This proposal would limit the county sheriff, clerk of
courts, property appraiser, tax collector and supervisor of elections to 3
consecutive 4 year terms. That SOUNDS good, but really the problem isn’t that
these officers are staying too long, it’s that they’re often lousy in the first
place. Shills for special interests are a dime a dozen and easy to replace,
while genuinely dedicated public servants are harder to find and potentially worth keeping
around for longer. In theory we should be able to vote lousy ones out after a
single term anyway, and if we’re not doing that there’s a deeper problem than
term limits. Righteous firebrand Marsha Ellis, who is married to one of my
buddies at work, has pointed out that this charter revision is a trick so the county can look like it’s cleaning house without really cleaning house. So,
no.
Mosquito Control District Referendum – MCD to include all of
Lee County
NO - This would merge the Fort Myers Beach Mosquito Control District with the overall county district. People on Fort Myers Beach like their local MCD as it is, and it seems to be run economically and effectively. https://www.fortmyersbeachtalk.com/news/community-news/2026/08/fort-myers-beach-mosquito-control-district-under-threat-from-states-merger-bill/ Also, this is being pushed by unscrupulous State Representative Adam Botana (the guy who tried to slice a chunk off of the Estero Bay Aquatic Preserve), and there is plausible speculation that he’s after the FMB MCD property for another of his get-rich schemes.
Sunday, July 26, 2026
New sail - 6.5 Ezzy Legacy + Hot Water
Anyway, I was gonna try the 6.5 Legacy yesterday right after I bought it, but while idling my rustbucket no-AC minivan at Bonita Beach access #10, waiting for a nice young couple to leave the only available beach parking spot in Robert E. Lee County where only the aristocracy and landed gentry are deemed worthy of beach access, steam started billowing out from my hood and I had to flee to a shady spot to add coolant. I still salvaged a nice SUP session in the tree shade of the Imperial River and only hit one barely-submerged cypress stump at full speed causing one board-deck breaking knee impact and swan dive deep into the black water. Today, with a full coolant reservoir and the van only making a few worrisome new noises, I headed back to Bonita Beach and had the good fortune to find an open spot at access #1. It didn't look windy enough to foil, but the water was a pretty color and the sun was shining so I figured the seabreeze might strengthen enough to foil while I was out there. The new sail rigged up easy and it looks good. The draft is really deep and close to the mast so the sail's center of effort is way forward. That tends to make sails powerful and light feeling- you don't feel as much "back hand" pull on the boom. On the water it was definitely non-foiling conditions, but the wind very gradually built. I got up briefly in an isolated gust, and that gave me the gambler's hope of getting some more. Eventually there were some bigger patches of wind and I was able to fly for longer stretches, and even do some foiling jibes. The sail feels nice and stable at speed. I think the built-in shape that it has is better for foiling than the wind-induced shape of the Aerotech Phantom was. We'll see how it is for shortboard sailing once there's some more wind. One more thing I wanted to say: The water here in South Florida is HOT. It's disturbing and in fact not normal. Doing fieldwork in the Caloosahatchee Estuary last week the thermometer on the fishfinder was saying 92 F - that's 33.4 Celsius - in the water. It would be neat if that heat would kill the germs from the 450,000 gallon (1,703 metric ton) sewage spill in the Caloosahatchee a few weeks ago, but germs like it hot. The Florida Keys are also experiencing coral bleaching again - the worst since the terrible 2023 bleaching event that killed almost all of the endangered Acropora corals remaining on the reef. There are a lot of graphs and stuff on the NOAA Coral Reef Watch page where you can see the temperature and risk levels for various parts of the planet. I think one of the most telling figures is this "time series graph" which shows the cumulative heat exposure that the corals have had. It's still July but we're at a level now that we didn't get to last year until late August.
Proposed Solutions:
1. We stop CO2 pollution by switching to 100% renewable energy ASAP, and meanwhile we conserve energy by not doing energy-wasting things like building massive dystopian AI datacenters.
2. We plant lots of TREES and stop cutting down the ones we have. It was SO much cooler under the tree canopy of the Imperial River. Typical Florida developers are building for rich snowbirds who aren't here in the summer and have no appreciation for the value of trees, it seems.
3. We implement high tax rates on the richest Lee County residents and property owners, who can afford it, and use the money to buy much more public access along our beaches. Nothing fancy, just dirt/grass parking with tree shade.
4. We improve bike lanes and public transportation and stuff so it's more feasible to get to the beaches without a car at all.
5. We change the name of the county to something better, once we've earned it.
Water Borne: a 1200 Mile Paddleboarding Pilgrimage
I'm not a professional writer (my wife is) but I gather that there are a few tricks for turning a boring topic into something more palatable, much as a gifted chef can make tofu nearly edible. 1. Combine it with something totally unrelated and much more interesting. The small town bookstore owner also solves murders. 2. Raise the stakes. It not just a long paddle; it's a very dangerous solo ocean crossing. 3. Twine it into deeply personal or philosophical musings. 4. Use it as a vehicle to explore and opine on interesting aspects of culture, history, science, etc.
Dan Rubenstein's "Water Borne: a 1200 Mile Paddleboarding Pilgrimage," which my mom gave me for Christmas, uses a bit of techniques 2 and 3, but mostly technique 4. Rubenstein is a Canadian journalist who seems to be a thoughtful, responsible, good-hearted person very concerned with environmental conservation, social and economic justice, and other important things now subject to anti-woke backlash in the US. Dan's long, inland paddleboard journey; a circuit on rivers, lakes, and canals from the Great Lakes region to New York City and back, is an impressive logistical and endurance feat. He often paddled ~50 km (30 miles) per day day on a 14' inflatable BadFish sup loaded with camping gear, and he had to deal with strong headwinds, wrong-way river currents, ocean-type waves on the Great Lakes, and "Deliverance" type peril in some run-down urban and rural areas. But he never frames the story in a macho, proving-his-greatness kind of way. He's humble and self-deprecating with dorky dad energy that I resemble and appreciate as a sane antidote to the toxic energy of the egomaniac males like Hegseth and Musk who dominate the news these days.
Picture from a nice TotalSUP article about Dan's Journey Part of Rubenstein's responsibility is that he's working his ass off doing journalist stuff the entire time he's paddling. Almost every day he has a meeting arranged with some local-to-that-part-of-the-waterway environmental activist, scientist, historian, barge operator, quaint inn proprietor, urban youth outreacher, or other person who is deeply involved in honoring and improving their part of the world. It's inspiring to get a view of all these people in all these places rallying around green and "blue spaces" for ecological restoration, economic revitalization, equitable access, etc. We need that kind of water stewardship everywhere to reverse the harmful effects of pollution, privatization, shoreline "hardening," etc. At the same time, it's exhausting to read through so many sequential accounts of those do-gooders and the similar challenges they're facing, so I found myself reading the book in kind of small doses at a time. Dan also has random encounters with kind, quirky, and occasionally creepy people along the way, which adds some fun and keeps things down to earth.
The most awkward, painful-reflection aspect of reading this book was Rubenstein's constant, critical interrogation of his own privilege as an educated, middle-class, straight white male in a nation that (like the US) gained its riches through exploitation of nature, indigenous people, poor workers, etc. But as awkward as attempts of privileged people to be politically correct / woke always seem to be, I think it's still important that we keep awkwardly working to be better, more humble, more real human beings. The alternative is deepening the harmful divisions in society that prevent human progress and could lead to our destruction, and that's no good.
Anyway, cheers to Dan. Water Borne isn't going to sell like Harry Potter or The Hunger Games, but it's an honest and intelligent book about the hope and challenge of healing our waterways and healing the social-environmental fabric of our world. Two thumbs up from this _______ guy.
Friday, July 17, 2026
Florida Democratic Primary Ballot for August 18, 2026 election - Thoughts
I tried to do a reasonable amount of a research into all the candidates before I marked my ballot, looking not only at the candidates' own campaign websites, but also at what the local newspapers and trusted pundits were saying about them. The News-Press usually has some local candidate information, and I think it's viewable even to non-subscribers. (I actually subscribed to that newspaper recently, which is the first time I've ever purchased a newspaper subscription. It seems to be a good local news source that covers shit in more detail than you get on the TV news. Also, I know and admire some of the writers a lot, including Amy Bennett Williams and Chad Gillis who have often covered science and environment stories I've weighed in on.)
Anyway, this is what I marked (the X is who I voted for), with a little explanation of why:
United States Senator -
Angie Nixon (X)
Alex Vindaman
US Congressional Representative for District 19 (Byron Donalds' seat) -
Victor Arias
Robert M. Neeld
Howard Sapp (X) -
Governor and Lieutenant Governor -
Evelyn Castillo-Bach
Thomas Eloy Fernandez
Dayna Marie Foster
David Jolly / Gwen Graham
Dotie Joseph (X)
Stephann Norman
Chief Financial Officer
Earle Ford
Annette Taddeo (X)
Commissioner of Agriculture
Joey Mendoza Atkins (X)
Donald A. "Don" Prichard
Board of County Commissioners District 5
Amanda Cochran REP (X)
Trish Petrosky REP
Circuit Court Judge 20th Group 19
Vera Bergermann (X)
James Stewart
- Stewart was appointed by Governor DeSantis. That suggests that Stewart has far right conservative views like DeSantis does. Bergermann was not appointed by DeSantis and is more likely to have independent views.
Circuit Court Judge 20th Group 27
Ryan Kuhl (X)
Amanda Levy-Reis
- Levy-Reis was appointed by Governor DeSantis. That suggests that Levy-Reis has far right conservative views like DeSantis does. Kuhl was not appointed by DeSantis and is more likely to have independent views.
County Judge Group 5
Mike Colombo (X) - Not appointed by DeSantis
Javier A. Pachecho - Appointed by DeSantis
- Pachecho was appointed by Governor DeSantis. That suggests that Pachecho has far right conservative views like DeSantis does. Colombo was not appointed by DeSantis and is more likely to have independent views.
School Board Member District 6
India Palencia (X)









